Remember how back in the old days of rock n’ roll, some
women used to throw their underwear up on stage? Well now that the Rolling
Stones are getting a bit older, how about a commercial for Depend undergarments
where an elderly lady fan of theirs throws a pair of Depends up on stage during a concert? Then
Mick Jagger could hold it up for the crowd and say: “To whomever threw this
pair of Depends, thank you! We’re getting to the age nowadays where we may just need
them soon.”
