We all know that the NRA says: “I’ll give you my gun when
you pry it from my cold, dead hand!” But this won’t even be possible anymore
once they finish their ultimate gun-rights project: The Zombie NRA (!!). Yes,
once the NRA are all zombies, they won’t even let you pry their guns from their
cold, dead hands anymore! And if you try, they’ll eat your brain!
