Wednesday, January 16, 2013

NRA Develops New Kids’ Cereal: “Sweet Guns & Ammo”

In aiming to attract younger members earlier, the NRA is planning a sugared cereal for kids called “Sweet Guns & Ammo”. It will have frosted gun-shaped multigrain pieces with a variety of marshmallow bullets and cartridges. The NRA claims it has an: “explosively sweet taste that really hits the spot!” And supposedly it: “targets your hunger and blows it away!” And specially developed puffed rice buckshot “pops and crackles” in milk to simulate gunshot firefight sound effects! Plus, it’s fortified with extra iron and lead for growing potential pistol-packers, and locked and loaded with vitamins!

Try NRA “Sweet Guns & Ammo” Cereal: It’s like playing Russian Roulette in your mouth!