In aiming to attract younger members earlier, the NRA is
planning a sugared cereal for kids called “Sweet Guns & Ammo”. It will have
frosted gun-shaped multigrain pieces with a variety of marshmallow bullets and
cartridges. The NRA claims it has an: “explosively sweet taste that really hits
the spot!” And supposedly it: “targets your hunger and blows it away!” And
specially developed puffed rice buckshot “pops and crackles” in milk to
simulate gunshot firefight sound effects! Plus, it’s fortified with extra iron
and lead for growing potential pistol-packers, and locked and loaded with
vitamins!
Try NRA “Sweet Guns & Ammo” Cereal: It’s like playing
Russian Roulette in your mouth!