I am watching the New England Patriots play the Houston Texans in the AFC Divisional Playoffs, and since New England is very liberal, and Texas is very conservative, it made me think of something. Why not have football games to decide our social issues? Each team could be named after the social issue they want, and then the teams could battle it out. So in this game, maybe it could be the New England Abortions vs. the Houston Guns, and whoever won would get to ban the other team’s thing, like either abortion or guns. And each year, they could have a new season, and we’d get to decide all the issues all over again.
Sound good? (Hey, it would get more accomplished than Congress! Maybe it’s worth a try.)
