A Cappella University

There's an online school that's constantly advertising on television called Capella University. But how about A Cappella University? In this university, everyone has to sing everything all the time! Professors sing lessons to their students, students have to sing their papers and exams answers, etc. It's the most mellifluous university in the world! And students get expelled for being cacophonous. Also: there is no marching band, because a cappella does not use instruments. But there is a school a cappella group named after the school! That's A Cappella University: sing your application today!