Lyrica is a drug for pain, but doesn’t it sound like it’s
only for singers and song lyric writers? This name might just make guitarists
and other musicians feel left out and decide to choose some other medication.
So perhaps they ought to create a new brand name for the same medicine just for
guitarists called “Tabulatura”, or maybe “Riff-o-rama”. That way guitarists
would feel like it was formulated just for them! And really, don’t guitarists
get more aches and pains than singers anyway, having to lug those heavy amps
around, having to strap a guitar over their shoulder all the time, having to
move their fingers around so much to play, etc.? Singers just have to sing and sleep
with groupies. That’s way easier!
