Poison Pen Letters

The guy who (allegedly) sent those ricin-poisoned letters to the president and a few other government people apparently only did so to promote and get publicity for his new stationery and greeting card company: Poison Pen Letters. Yes, it's Poison Pen Letters, for when you hate enough to send the very worst! Most "poison pen letters" are just mean and rude, but they don't contain real poison, and are as such a case of deliberately false advertising! But when you buy stationery and greeting cards from Poison Pen Letters, you can be confident and secure in the knowledge that you'll be sending a really sickening message! And when you buy today, you'll also get the ricin ink pen: for writing literally "poison pen" letters! That's Poison Pen Letters Stationery & Greeting Cards: They'll just die when they read your letters!