I keep hearing about how people post embarrassing things on
Facebook when they’re drunk that end up getting them in trouble or fired. Well,
never fear, I’m here to help, with the new social media platform: Sh!tfacebook.
That’s right, it’s a social network for drunk people where everyone acts like a
jackass all the time, and nobody can say anything about anyone else’s gaffes
without having their own pointed out too. And, this is the first ever website
that actually incorporates breathalyzer technology so everyone can feel secure
that only drunk people are using the social network. You see, users are
required to blow into a breathalyzer and rate at least over the legal driving
limit just to sign on. And, each user will have to continue being tested every
hour, just to be sure that nobody sneaks and signs in while drunk just so that
they can sober up and think clearly enough to rat anyone out for their
offensive posts. Plus, everyone can post all their partying photographs without
concern for blowback, because everyone else is too hammered to care if what
you’re doing is wrong or what. And everyone will be so drunk while using the
service, they won’t even remember what they, or anyone else, did while signed
into the network, so it’s completely secure!
That’s Sh!tfacebook: Join the network today!
