Um, did Bank of America, in their recent ad about the big
dog, suggest that the puppy at the end is the result of cross-breeding between
a dog and a horse? Are they encouraging this type of interspecies bestiality
now? I mean, it’s not enough for them to do robo-signings on mortgages to
fraudulently evict people from their homes and such, and so now they have to
encourage this type of deviant sexual turpitude between animals to produce
mutant horse puppies? Wow, they sure are a twisted bank!
Unless the horse was just there as a size comparison with
the dog so we could see how enormous the dog purportedly is, and it’s just my
mind that’s warped. Nah, it’s probably the bank that’s depraved, not me. After
all, if it’s just me, then how come Bank of America has such a bad reputation
and such low customer satisfaction these days? (They ranked the second worst
company in America recently, behind only the EA video game company, for the
second year in a row.) It’s this dastardly mutant horse puppy scheme they’ve
cooked up here, breaking the laws of nature as well as of man!
Here’s the perverted puppy mill piece (The proud puppy’s
parents are at the end, behind a fence):
And here’s the article about Bank of America being the
second worst company in America (because of its heinous mutant puppy
experimentation {What else could it be?}):
