There are a lot of horror movie fans and fans of gothic horror novels out there, and they spend lots of money on this horror hobby lifestyle. And there’s nothing many of these horror enthusiasts love more than dressing up in and accessorizing their favorite character costumes. And that’s why I think it’s time for a Frankenstein cologne (or perfume) for that realistic corpse-like aroma to really suspend your disbelief with all of your senses!
These odorific creations could be called “Frankenstink”, “Frank Stank”, or “Stankenstein”, and surely every Frankenstein fan would want and need to buy some, for truly no Frankenstein costume is complete without that freshly dug-up corpse smell! If you don’t smell the part, you’re just a poseur! That’s Stankenstein Cologne, Frank Stank Eau de Toilette, and Bride of Frankenstink Perfume: ask for them by name wherever unethical scientific human experimentation supplies are sold, and really bring your Frankenstein costume to life!
