Z.Z. Top had a hit song years ago called “Legs” where they
sing: “She’s got legs, she knows how to use ‘em…” Well, how about an ad for
eggs that uses this song? They could sing: “She’s got eggs, she knows how to
use ‘em…” And then they could show women making all these different delicious
egg dishes (like omelets, quiche, etc.) and indicate lots of egg uses (like
cake and meringue and such), and then we could see lots of people eagerly
awaiting these delicacies, and then eating them in ecstasy. Then we could see
Z.Z. Top playing the song with lots of little bits of scrambled eggs caught in
their beards.
