Residence Inn is running a new ad with an elephant checking
into their hotel. So, um, is this where the elephants stay whose job it is to
sit on people who have COPD in the other ads? Why, shame on Residence Inn for
housing all the elephants that are sitting on people! I mean, really! (Just
kidding, but they could have used another size-specific trope to prove the size
of their rooms. Unless they only want to cater to Republicans. Maybe they
should have an ad with an elephant and a donkey staying in different rooms? Or
how about a dinosaur? Or will they then tip their hand that they’re secretly
breeding dinosaurs to eat their competition? {We know they’re doing it anyway,
so why not just admit it?})
Here’s the elephantine ad:
