A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Whore-O-Scope
We all know people can find predictions about relationships and their love lives in horoscopes. But what about people who don’t want romance or relationships, but simply want casual sex? Well, the new “Whore-O-Scope” is just for them! Find out all about your upcoming sexual escapades and chances for success with your own personal Whore-O-Scope! You can even find out when to watch out for STDs and unwanted pregnancies! Yes, for men and women who enjoy “whoring around”, it’s the Whore-O-Scope, predicting your chances of carnal success: Have yours read today!