We all know the necessity of condom use, but lots of people
still don’t use them. So I think we need a fun way to try to encourage people
to use condoms. So how about having a guy named “Phil Anders” to shill for condom
use? He could say: “Hi. I’m Phil Anders, the guy who philanders all over the
place! That’s why I use condoms. They keep me from contracting or spreading
awful diseases while still philandering all I want. And you should to! Use
condoms, that is. Philandering isn’t very nice. So that’s why I agreed to make
this condom ad: to assuage my guilt from my philandering! But use those
condoms! And don’t forget to tell ‘em Phil Anders sent you!”
