Monday, December 16, 2013

Antibacterial Avengers: The Animated Movie

This is the upcoming 3D computer animated movie about the team of vigilante superhero bacteria that goes out to get revenge against people who kill bacteria by using antibacterial soaps and stuff. And so this group of bacteria would stalk and kill people who use such products, saying things like: “Hello. My name is Staphylococcus. You killed my father. Prepare to die!” And naturally, since these people use antibacterial products, the bacteria will have to use other means to kill them, like guns and knives.

It’s the ultimate revenge movie, with bacteria getting us back for killing their loved ones; it’s: Antibacterial Avengers, coming soon to a theater near you!

Don’t be surprised when all the bacteria inside of your body force you to go see it!