Rockstar Loans

I get a lot of spam from a company calling itself Rockstar Loans. I wonder if it’s really what it claims to be. If it is actually loans from rock stars, that might be a really fun business model. Then all their fans could take out loans from them and hoard the money as souvenirs instead of spending it. Maybe people would just get a check for the autograph. And hopefully we could get really cool-looking checks too, in tinsel-covered envelopes with dry ice coming out of them delivered by groupies or the rock stars themselves. And who wouldn’t want that?