In watching a new commercial for the Sleep Number Bed, I noticed something I hadn't seen before: the Sleep Number Bed lists the names of the people who use the bed on the controller when it saves their settings. So someone could easily catch their cheating spouse when they see another man's or woman's name in the controller. Why, no other mattress system can do that, can it? So to be sure your marriage remains strong, or to catch an unfaithful partner, remember, only a Sleep Number Bed has the special bed user name system to keep you comfortable with just the right support for both your body and your relationship fidelity (or failing that, to bust the unfaithful)!
I wonder when we can expect to see the Sleep Number Bed ads touting this feature?
