I know this
sounds harsh after seeing that Greenpeace ad about Christmas being canceled due
to the North Pole melting, but isn’t it just possible that this whole thing is
Santa’s fault to begin with?
No, think about
it: Wasn’t Santa the one who put coal in everyone’s stocking if they
were bad? And trying to make the best of things, the naughty people burned the
coal for heat and energy. And now Santa says all the carbon emissions are
causing global warming. But he’s the guy who handed out all the coal,
which is what started the whole fossil fuel thing to begin with! (Scrooge told
me.)
Wow, doesn’t it
suck when stuff you do bites you in the ass?
Poor Santa: If
only he’d treated everyone equally regardless of whether they’d been naughty or
nice. Had he been less sanctimonious and judgmental, the North Pole would
probably still be frozen solid.
Here’s the
Greenpeace ad where Santa reaps what he’s sown:
