A news story today saw a doctor warning us of the need for wearing helmets during dangerous sporting activities; but as the doctor was bald, it made me think of something: Hairstyle Helmets!
Yes, it's Hairstyle Helmets: the helmets for bald men that look like natural, sexy hair! Yes, you can have the hair of your dreams, and also the protection your cranium needs for your dangerous, daredevilesque macho lifestyle! That's Hairstyle Helmets: ask for them by name and point at your bald pate.
They're tough enough to protect your head in even the most dangerous of activities, and they're so stylish and comfortable, you'll never want to take them off! (And you shouldn't, either: it's a rough & tumble world out there.)
Hairstyle Helmets come in a wide variety of styles! There's:
Pompadour
'50s Greaser
Long-Haired Hippie
Burly Curly
Flattop
Mullet
Perm
Afro
Surfer
Cornrows
Jheri Curl
Feathered
Fauxhawk
Combover
Dreadlocks
Hi-Top Fade
Blonde Dreadlocks
Spiky Punk Rocker
Ted Koppel/Will Ferrell Anchorman Extra-Padded Hair Helmet
Then the doctor could warn us about helmet safety with a full head of gorgeous hair and say: "And I'm wearing one right now!"
