A High Steaks Proposition

Happy cows come from California, but that may be about to change, as Colorado's newly legal cannabis begins to find its way into the livestock feed. You know some joker will try it, probably while high himself. And by then, the steaks will be high indeed! And pretty soon, no matter how you cook your steaks, they'll all be baked or fried. So it's only a matter of time before there's a company specializing in dope-fed cattle beef called: "High Steaks", "The Steaks Are High", or "Rocky Mountain High", you'll see. (The tagline can be: "The meat that gives you the munchies!") I only wonder if they will be sold only in the Colorado area, or if they will be available across the country.