A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Monday, December 30, 2013
Gandalf Grecian Formula
Have you gone from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White, but wish you were back to Gandalf the Brown? Then try Gandalf Grecian Formula, the magically natural-looking hair dye for wizards! Sure, being an older wizard makes you look wise and powerful, but you won't attract the ladies like you used to. Plus, if you're back to brown, villains will underestimate your magical abilities and you can defeat them more easily! So bring back the young-looking, virile wizard in you with Gandalf Grecian Formula: the magical way to turn back the tide of time in your hair! Yes, tell time: "You shall not pass!" when it comes to your hair color, with Gandalf Grecian Formula! (Also available in Gandalf the Blond!)