Saturday, December 7, 2013

Dr. Pepper Malpractice: He Lied About Dr. Pepper Ten Not Being for Women!

We saw the proof today!

In the SEC Championship game, there was a Dr. Pepper passing contest between a young woman and a young man, where they competed to see who could pass the most footballs into giant cans of Dr. Pepper. Well, the man got the Dr. Pepper, and the woman got the Dr. Pepper Ten, and I was about to cry sexism because the woman was assumed to prefer the diet soda, when I remembered something about Dr. Pepper’s advertising campaign for Dr. Pepper Ten: It’s not for women. (!!!) Yes, “It’s not for women” is the ad slogan for Dr. Pepper Ten, and yet there they are giving the Dr. Pepper Ten can to the woman in this battle of the sexes. (!!!) So they admit their advertising campaign is a lie, and Dr. Pepper Ten is for women (as well as men) after all! (I knew it all the time!)

Hey, man: actions speak louder than words, Dr. Pepper!

Or maybe the SEC did this on purpose to discredit Dr. Pepper? (Those fiends! Now we’ll never trust Dr. Pepper again, after this suggested malpractice.)

Here is the proof Dr. Pepper said Dr. Pepper Ten is not for women:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4iaetOC54

Oh, and they did this very same contest thingy at each conference championship game I saw today at halftime, and each time, they assigned the Dr. Pepper Ten can to the woman. Try to deny that if you can, Dr. Pepper!