Sadly believably, according to news reports, the NSA has
planted spies inside of online multi-player video games like World of Warcraft, supposedly to look
for terrorists. I don’t know if there really are terrorists in these video
games, but now we all know that there definitely
are
spies sticking their noses into even our leisure activities and private lives.
Yea!
But I don’t think they’re really looking for terrorists at
all: I think this is all a con so these guys can get paid with taxpayer money
to play video games all the time. Remember how the SEC was just surfing online
pornography all the time instead of regulating Wall Street in the run-up to the
worldwide economic crash? Yeah, nobody got fired for that either, so I think I
may be onto something. (If I end up dead you’ll know I was right, no matter how
long it takes.)
But how long will it be before NSA agents really work to
keep us safe from what really threatens us: online pornography, by infiltrating
it as porn stars? I won’t feel safe until I can watch them getting it on… for America!
(I heard lots of internet porn models are actually spies, and they can look
back at us through our screens. Smile for the surveillance camera!)
