The old Hammer movie, Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed, was good, but it was very environmentally irresponsible. We don’t know what kinds of diseases Frankenstein might have been exposed to in all of his experimentations, and if he’s simply destroyed and dumped somewhere, think of the environmental impact! Yes, it’s far more responsible to disinfect and compost Frankenstein. That way he can help create new life in a whole new way, by feeding the plants (and maybe creating a new monster plant).
Hey, I think I smell a new ad campaign for composting…!
Oh, and the Frankenstein monster must be recycled for parts: otherwise it’s a waste. (Hey, they obviously still work, so why not use them? Then they could have a mind of their own and take over their recipients, creating lots of new horror movie plots!)
BTW: A composting ad based upon this idea would be simple to do: show a group of pitchfork-wielding townspeople going on the rampage to put a stop to Frankenstein’s deadly experiments, but the Burgomaster reminds them that Frankenstein must be composted, and not merely destroyed as they would like. Sorry, it’s the law!
BTW: A composting ad based upon this idea would be simple to do: show a group of pitchfork-wielding townspeople going on the rampage to put a stop to Frankenstein’s deadly experiments, but the Burgomaster reminds them that Frankenstein must be composted, and not merely destroyed as they would like. Sorry, it’s the law!
