Well, I think by now we all know that the Duck Dynasty have shot themselves in the
foot with some offensive anti-gay comments, so what else can A&E do but dump them
for another similarly-named show? Here are some alternate programming possibilities:
Luck Dynasty: Rabbit Foot Manufacturing Family
Suck Dynasty: Silly Straw Family
F*ck Dynasty: Porno Empire Family
Truck Dynasty: Monster Truck Family
Muck Dynasty: Mud Wresting Family
Puck Dynasty: Wolfgang Puck’s Food Empire/Family
Buck Dynasty: Deer Hunting Family
Cluck Dynasty: Chicken Enterprise, like Chick-fil-A. (Oh, oops: maybe not them.)
Pluck Dynasty: Preparing Birds for Food Family
Yuck Dynasty: Septic Tank Family Business Family
