Well, it’s that
time of year again, when dreams of sugar plumbs dance through children’s heads,
and atheists display religion-bashing messages on billboards to try to ruin
Christmas. Yea! Oh, but it’s not all holiday cheer, for some of these
messages get rejected for display on billboards. And that just ruins the
holidays for everyone. So here’s a list of rejected atheist Christmas
billboards:
Ho Ho Ho:
Religion Is Hilariously Stupid.
There Is
No Meaning of Life. Merry Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho: The
Joke’s on You: There Is No God.
God Will Not
Punish You (If You Don’t Believe in Him)
Joy To The World,
There Is No God, Let Earth Reject Belief!
Look on the
Bright Side: If Christ Is a Fraud, There Is No Antichrist Either.
It’s the Most
Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Brainwashed into Believing in a Mass
Delusion.
We’re Happy to
Tell You There Is No God. But We’re Disappointed to Have to Tell You There Is
No Devil.
This Christmas,
Give the Gift that Keeps on Giving: The Realization that Faith Is a Lie and All
of Our Lives Are Pointless.
(P.S.: As usual,
this is all just a silly joke, so no offense, I hope! And full disclosure: I
believe in God, but not so much in organized religion. And while the real
atheist billboards are kind of jerky, religions propagandize their beliefs to
us plenty as well, and turnabout is fair play. But like they say: you attract
more flies with sugar than you do with vinegar. But then again, the devil is
called the Lord of the Flies, so maybe you don’t want to attract flies to begin
with. Or maybe you just don’t like flies anyway for other reasons, even if you don’t
believe in the devil. {<But that will not stop him from getting you
though: Mwa ha ha ha!})
