Hey, come on down to Quitty City, the bargain basement
therapy center to help you quit smoking, drinking, drugs, gambling, etc! And we
do mean bargain basement! Quitty City can offer such low prices because
there are no doctors or nurses or therapists to drive up our costs. We just
lock you in a soundproofed basement room for a while and won’t let you out
until you’ve kicked that habit!
That’s Quitty City: the affordable, quiet place to quit your
bad habits!
