We hear everyone talking about “the blame game” so often,
because everyone is playing it so much. But with everyone playing the blame
game all the time, shouldn’t there be a blame game championship? How do we know
who is the best at the blame game if there’s no championship? That’s just
sports logic! So I propose we hold each year a Blame Game Super Bowl. (If the
NFL complains, then we can just call it the BGS Championship, or the Blamely
Cup.) Then everyone could compete to see who really is the world champion blame
game player. (And think how much more money they’ll command when they’re
officially the best blame game player in the world!)
But just picture it: it would be the best in finger-pointing
pundits and special interest spokespeople, all sitting around a round table,
live on television (or Pay-Per-View!) angrily pointing fingers and yelling at
each other for two hours. Then, whoever blamed everyone else the best wins! And
each player could wear a sponsorship patch, like Mountain Dew, Red Bull,
Monster Energy Drink, Budweiser, etc. And the winner’s sponsor could claim that
using their product makes you able to blame others better and more
convincingly, so you’ll never have to admit responsibility for any failing of
any kind ever again!
And if this is popular, there could be blame game leagues,
and arena blame game, and roller blame game, and blame video games: the possibilities are virtually endless!
