Okay, so did The Losers really score at the box office, but everyone was mad that Zoe Saldana didn’t do all the fighting? Because the ad for Colombiana looks like it was made to order for that. It’s like: Zoe Saldana in sexy underwear, making out with some guy, Zoe Saldana beating someone up, Zoe Saldana shooting some guy. It sounds like the trailer for The Losers, but with Zoe Saldana doing everything, right? Well, maybe that’s better than a story anyway. She’s cute, and she kicks ass. But I still like her better in The Skeptic. Well, and Star Trek. Oh, and the remake of The Heiress! Start nagging them to make it!