Rollercoaster

I keep hearing news people referring to the recent drastic stock market fluctuations as a “rollercoaster”. But this stock market crap isn’t even in “Sensurround”. I remember the movie Rollercoaster, and it was in “Sensurround”! So unless they’re going to make this trading panic stuff be in “Sensurround”, then they shouldn’t be allowed to besmirch Rollercoaster! Outrageous slander!

Here’s the Wikipedia page for the disaster “box movie”: Rollercoaster:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollercoaster_(movie)

And here’s the Wikipedia page for “Sensurround” (And believe me: “Sensurround” was way better than losing all your investment savings!):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensurround