Friday, August 5, 2011

Star Trek Theme Park

Yes, there’s a Star Trek theme park being planned for Jordan. Yes, the country of Jordan. Yes, the Jordan next to Syria and Israel and the West Bank. Oh, and next to Iraq. Maybe it will be great! But all I can say is, I hope they’ve got a lot of red-shirt guys. (You know, the ones who always get killed on the planet surfaces. They wear red shirts so you can’t see the blood pouring out of them when they get killed. And come to think of it, doesn’t Jordan look a lot like most of those alien planets from the old Star Trek series? So they’ll definitely need a lot of red-shirt guys.)

Here’s the star-trekkie story: