Maybe it’s just me, but the new photo just released for the upcoming Superman movie Man of Steel looks a lot like Mitt Romney, doesn’t it? Not that he’s got much in common with Superman aside from having dark hair and being a square, though. And the fact that he’s white; although since he’s a Republican, I didn’t know if that needed to be mentioned…
But maybe Mitt Romney ought to consider campaigning in the Superman suit, just to keep things interesting. Or, just to make things interesting, I should have said. Then Michele Bachmann could dress up as Wonder Woman (She’s got the right hair already; plus Wonder Woman’s outfit looks like an American Flag bathing suit, so it’s quite appropriate for Bachmann’s attempt at an über-Patriotic milieu.), Newt Gingrich could dress up as The Watcher (The Marvel Comics character, that is. He’d have to shave his head, though.), and Herman Cain could dress up as Freedom Beast (I’ve never heard of that one before today, but the name sounds appropriate for his platform.)! Then we could really have a knock-down drag-out fight at the next debate!
I think there may also be some other Republican candidates, but I forgot who they are.
See what you think. Here’s the link to the Mitt Romney-looking Superman photo:
Here’s a picture of Wonder Woman to refresh your memory (Just slap Bachmann’s face on that picture, and it’s just about right, yes?):
Here’s a link to what The Watcher looks like (He’s the only comic-book character whose head is big enough to be Newt Gingrich.):
And here’s what Freedom Beast looks like (The name makes him perfect for Herman Cain! We just have to make him be born in America. {The character was born in South Africa. But I’m sure they’ll agree to change it for a Republican.} We wouldn’t want to have two black presidential candidates in a row be accused of being born in Africa, as that might start to look racist or something.):
