Have you noticed? Robert Osborne seems to be missing. That Ben Mankiewicz fellow is sort of subbing in for him, or so he claims…
But Robert Osborne has never deserted us before like this, now has he? I think something fishy is going on here…
Don’t get alarmed, and don’t tell anyone yet, but it is my belief that this Mank guy may have killed Robert Osborne and stashed his body somewhere so he can be the big cheese host at TCM from now on! But never fear: after awhile, his body will start to smell up the place, they’ll find it, and the jig will be up for Mr. Mankiewicz! Unless, of course, Bill Hader did it so he could frame Mank for it, and as such, be next in line for the TCM host spot!
Hey, you never know…
