Albertsons (the grocery store) has been running ads lately with these slick-looking fruits and vegetables all smiling, dancing and singing as they're displayed in the store and bought by customers. The produce brags about how fresh it all is, but do they realize that singing about being so wonderfully fresh and delicious is going to get them (gasp!) killed and eaten?
They ought to make one of these ads that shows the produce smiling and singing at the store, but then, when they're brought home, they scream and cry as they're cooked and eaten, and the surviving ones try to organize an escape attempt. They could even make it into an animated feature film! (It will be like the fruit & vegetable version of Chicken Run!)
Here's the appetizing ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4mRUmmtDgA
