Dr. Pepper Ten has this ad running that shows a man in all these action movie situations, and he says Dr. Pepper Ten is not for women. Well, if they really don’t want women to drink it, why don’t they just put that drug Avodart in it? Women aren’t even supposed to handle that stuff, much less ingest it! So they could save all that money on special effects and corny stereotypes, and it would be even more effective at repelling women! (On the other hand, Dr. Pepper is a doctor, so maybe women will want it anyway no matter what! So that's why they have to make these commercials, I guess. But why don't they just call it: “Mr. Unemployed Writer/Artist/Musician Pepper”? That ought to work to scare the women away!)
Here’s the he-man woman-hater’s commercial:
And here’s an Avodart commercial, where they say it’s only for men:
