Remember that police guy who sprayed some female protesters in New York with pepper spray, and The Daily Show called him: “Tony Bologna”? Well, the combination of the Occupy protesters closing down the ports on the West Coast today, and some ridiculous perfume commercial I just saw, made me think that someone ought to release a cologne called: “Tony Bologna Cologne”, and they could have an ad for it where some muscular male stripper-type in a leather police uniform rips his shirt open for a couple of hot women, and when they approached him to touch him, he could whip out the cologne bottle and spray some in each of their faces, at which point they’d scream and cry like Beatlemania fans from the ‘60s. Then the breathy-voiced female announcer with a European accent could say: “Make them scream for you, make them cry for you: Tony Bologna Cologne!” And the cologne bottle could look like a cut crystal pepper spray canister, and the last shot could be of the cologne spraying the camera lens.
