Saturday, December 31, 2011

Mob Wives: Paintball Wars

While watching Metal Evolution in VH1, I saw a promo for that crazy reality TV show Mob Wives, and they were all threatening each other and stuff. I heard this show was basically the champ of all reality TV shows: the craziest, violentest, tabloidiest of them all! And then it made me think that I'll bet there's a way to make it even more like all of that stuff: on steroids!

That's right: I'm proposing they amp it up with a spin-off show called: Mob Wives: Paintball Wars. That way, they can really attack each other and orchestrate "hits" on each other, but with paintballs, rather than real bullets, just so they can keep on coming back to do it again for everyone's amusement over and over. But this way it might even be more brutal than using real ammunition on each other! Just think of it: one of them could do a drive-by paintball attack on another one while she's wearing some Gucci one-of-a-kind couture dress and splatter it with paint (!!): then things would really get nasty! And the fur would really fly then! Oh, and speaking of fur flying, the show could organize the ladies to go out on the town in the finest fur coats, and then get some animal rights activists to throw red paint on their coats (!!). Then, I'll bet things would go to an entirely other dimension of crazy!

Sound like fun? Then call your cable company and "demand it"!