Sunday, December 4, 2011

Kay’s Leo Diamond

Yes, Kay Jewelers is offering the Leo Diamond: the diamond that is visibly brighter! And you know what that means: this is the kind of diamond SPECTRE tried to use to destroy the world with lasers in Diamonds Are Forever! So if you’re an up-and-coming super-villain, and you want to destroy the world, you’ll need the diamonds with the brightest-possible luster! So look no further than Kay jewelers! For these diamonds are none other than the diamonds from rings where the guys were rejected when they proposed marriage, so they have that extra-special vengeance quality needed for nefarious purposes! (Yes, I know the ones from guys who were married for their money and then divorced for most of their net worth would work even better, but we can’t get those!)