The new Major League Baseball contract bans players from getting tattoos of corporate logos or advertising. But it doesn’t say anything about not being allowed to have them drawn on fresh every day with magic markers! That’s definitely a loophole I would exploit if I were a professional baseball player! Hell, I’d even do it for free just to show them they can’t tell me what to do! After all, if they’re not even allowed to take steroids, the least they could do is let them get corporate logo tattoos! (It’s the next best thing to breaking a record with an asterisk next to your achievement!) It’s the only way they can make up all the money they’re losing by not being allowed to cheat. So hopefully, finding a way around this rule will be just as much fun for them as using the steroids that don’t show up on the drug tests. Because after all, isn’t it fun to be a rule-breaking bad boy? And everybody know bad boys love corporate sponsorship.
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