I've often wondered about this. Because, after all, a death metal drummer would be a way more accomplished drummer than just a boy with one drum, so wouldn't it be a much more substantial gift, with a lot more effort and skill behind it? It might just be kinda loud and stuff, especially for a baby. But again, it's the thought that counts, right?
Here is an example of a death metal drummer (Can't you just hear him giving our newborn savior the gift of music right there in the manger?):