There have been news articles recently trying to say 2012 isn’t going to be the end of the world, yadda yadda, attempting to calm everyone’s fears as the date draws nearer. And although there are literally scores of problems that could easily end the world soon, I’ve rejected most of these possibilities as not reliable enough to cause the end of the world by Dec 21, 2012. But for all you Apocalypse addicts out there, there’s a new possibility that looks much more promising! Want to know what it is? Read it and weep:
That’s right: Bill Gates, the guy responsible for the buggiest, most unreliable, hackable computer systems of all time, is helping China (the country with the most dangerous products ever) develop a nuclear reactor (!). Yes, you read that correctly! So I guess the nuclear-disaster term: “The China Syndrome” was coined by a psychic who can read the future! Oblivion, here we come! I hope you’ve all got your affairs in order…
