So, do you want to write a story complaining about Michelle Obama's big butt, or do you want to write a (sorry) re-butt-al which claims she has a lovely posterior? Well, then Getty Images has the pictures for you! Whatever photo you need to illustrate the "butt" of your joke, we've got them all in the Presidential Posterior Photo Folio! Don't get left "behind" with inferior posterior photography! When you want to get to the "bottom" of it, we've got your pictures! (<That's how they should advertise something as tasteless as this!)
Seriously, these guys should be ashamed of themselves, selling photos of the First Lady's behind! I mean, really! This seems more cynical to me than the guy complaining about her nutrition program by saying she has a big butt: at least he doesn't sell pictures of it!
Here's the silly story: