Star Wars Deodorant Ad

I was watching a Star Wars documentary with my niece, and they showed that scene of Carrie Fisher and Peter Cushing where she says: "Moff Tarkin... I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!" And this made me jump out of my seat at what a great deodorant ad this would make! Princess Leia could say that line, and then the announcer could say: "People recognizing your foul stench when they're brought on board? Then try Speed Stick! Odor is no match for the force of Speed Stick!" Then they can show Darth Vader, and we can hear him breathing through his mask, and Moff Tarkin can say: "It's okay now, Darth; you can take off that mask: I'm using Speed Stick!"