Pillsbury is running an ad this holiday season for their crescent rolls, making sure we've all got enough crescents. But crescents on Christmas? For Chanukah? Is Pillsbury trying to indoctrinate us into Islam with their hot, flaky propaganda pastries? Are they trying to roll us all with rolls? I see what's going on here! Why don't they have crucifix and dreidel rolls if they're so innocent?
(This is just a joke, I hope you all realize...)
