The news is still droning on and on about the spy drone crash in Iran. This looks like it could be a diplomatic disaster, but it doesn’t have to be! Here’s how President Obama could save the situation:
First off, he could try simply saying to the Ayatollah: “Oh, sorry: I thought you said my drone could crash at your place, dude.”
And if that doesn’t work, he could say: “Okay, we didn’t want to have to reveal this, but it’s actually not our drone, but rather, it’s a UFO that escaped from Area 51, and it has alien contagious diseases on board that only we know how to contain. So, um, you really ought to let us have it back. Oh, and this proves that UFO fans have been right all along about Roswell and the cover-up and everything. The proof is all in Iran now.”
This may not make the Iranians actually give it back right away, but surely the onslaught of all the UFO kooks and conspiracy theorists descending upon their nation will make them relent eventually. I mean, if they think they’re being spied on and invaded now, just wait until all these tinfoil-hat types start showing up everywhere and filming everything. Their prisons are already jam-packed with Green-Party demonstrators, government critics, gay people (the ones they “don't have” any of in Iran), accused spies, etc.: they’ve got nowhere left to put all these other UFO people, and they’ll be drowning in them! And with such a secretive, repressive regime like Iran’s, these conspiracy nuts will find more conspiracies than ever! They'll be in conspiracy heaven! Iran will have to cry uncle eventually! All we have to do is catapult some reasonably realistic-enough-looking little gray alien over the border from Afghanistan and “leak” some video footage of it to the UFO “investigator” crowd, as well as show some old-looking film of the drone/UFO flying around Area 51 on CNN, and Iran will never be rid of the UFO nuts until they give the drone back!
