What is the deal with Infiniti and revenge by weaponized snowballs? This BMW driver may have a couple of bratty children, but that's no excuse to endanger the lives of a whole community simply to seek revenge, now is it? The Infiniti driver here must be a sociopath of the highest order to do such a thing! He rolls a snowball down a hill, making it bigger and bigger progressively as it rolls down, until it's a huge snow boulder, and it crushes and grabs the BMW from a parking space, and rolls it down the hill, at which point the Infiniti driver, smugly satisfied with his handiwork, takes the previously occupied parking space.
But how could this Infiniti driver do such a cold-hearted thing? For, while it's hard to tell because they were reaching down to get their stuff, that guy and his kids were all still in the BMW, and in so crushing the car with the giant snowball, this Infiniti driver has murdered them all!! Oh my God!! And to make matters worse, the car and snow boulder then go careening down the hill and into a school, horribly killing all the children inside! Oh, the humanity! (They don't show that part in the commercial, but it happened all the same!) And then he still parks in the same parking space after all that: what a psychopath!
It must be that car that possessed him to be so psychopathic! So don't buy one, unless you want to feed people into tree-eaters for stealing your newspaper! Seriously, this guy so overreacts to these snowballs from the kids next door, you'd think he'd creep into your house and murder you if your dog pooped in his yard! Oh, but this sly fox would probably stab you to death with an icicle, just so there would be no forensic evidence! (Remember, the icicle is the best, if most impossibly impractical, murder weapon! It couldn't hold your fingerprints, but it would also probably melt in your hands. And with this guy always killing people with snow and stuff {all his surrounding neighbors' homes are empty because he has killed them all for similar small perceived slights!}, I would think the cops would know it was him instantly if he used an icicle! Using snow and ice to kill is his MO {and that of all Infiniti drivers}!)
So if you want to be inspired to murder people with snow, then buy an Infiniti! (Otherwise, buy something else! Don't say I didn't warn you when you're being hauled off to jail for murdering your neighbors with a snow blower for some imperceivable insult!)
Here's the "revenge is best served cold" commercial:
