This is "Jingle Dogs", for those of you lucky enough not to know:
A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Horror Store Christmas Ad
Here in LA, we've got various stores that focus on horror themes, like Dark Delicacies, where they do book and video signings from horror stars, sell lots of vampire and Frankenstein-themed sundries, etc. And I thought it might be fun to have a local TV commercial for a horror store on Christmas. It could have the song "Jingle Bells" played out of horror movie music stabs (the loud horn section blast you get in a Hammer movie when they show the gore shot), and they could be tuned like the dog barks in "Jingle Dogs". Then they could say you can get all the gifts your horror movie fan craves at (whatever store).