Your Just Desserts: The Revenge Bakery

Wouldn't it be great to have a benign-seeming gift service to use to get revenge on the unsuspecting people who have seriously wronged you? You could send them a gift, and it would seem nice, but then it would get revenge for you. That's what you could order from Your Just Desserts: The Revenge Bakery! They could bake for you cakes and pastries filled with the hottest peppers in the world (especially the Bhut Jolokia chili pepper: they'd be the "bhut" of your "jokia" if they ate that!), made from chocolate Ex-Lax, you name it; and they'd package them beautifully, and send them to those who have wronged you, addressed from someone they trust (!). They'd seem innocuous enough, delicious even; but once they'd eat the "treat", it would be a treat for you to revel in their punishment for whatever dirty deeds they have dealt you! After that, you could truly say that "revenge never tasted so sweet"!

Their slogan could be: "Your Just Desserts: The Revenge Bakery: for desserts that are best served cold!" (From the old saying: Revenge is a dish best served cold.") Or they could say: "Your Just Desserts: Revenge is sweet!"

I'm wondering if "Their Just Desserts" wouldn't be more appropriate as the name, but I was thinking of it as "Your Just Desserts" because the recipient (the target of the revenge) would get the delivery, and it would say: "Your Just Desserts" on that package, so I thought it would be more appropriate that way, saying the bad effects from the cake/pastry would be that person's just desserts. But it would make more sense to attract clients to call it "Their Just Desserts", wouldn't it? So maybe the business would be called "Their Just Desserts", but the package they send would say it's from "Your Just Desserts". (That way, it would be harder to trace, too!) And with the name "Their Just Desserts", it would sound just like "They're Just Desserts", so nobody would suspect their true intent!

(BTW: This is a joke. There is no such service as a revenge bakery; at least, not that I know of...)