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Friday, December 23, 2011
Bury the 18th Century Giant Skeleton?
Ethicists are saying we must bury the skeleton of an 18th Century giant on display in a London museum. But is this a good idea? The skeleton is famous now, and if we try to deny it the fame, attention and doting fans it craves, it could go on a rampage throughout London! We know what happens to reality show kids once their shows get cancelled: they throw tantrums, etc.; but they're just little kids! Imagine the massacre that could ensue if an angry giant skeleton was on the loose! We've seen this happen before in The Creeping Flesh, but that was in the countryside where hardly anyone was in danger! But this would be in a crowded metropolitan area: London! Sure, Gorgo has rampaged through there before, as well as other dinosaurs in other movies, but a giant skeleton might cause even more of a panic than a dinosaur! (Can you prove it wouldn't?) I say we can't risk innocent lives like this! It simply wouldn't be ethical to take such a chance.
