Hey, it seems like Apple is constantly in some legal death
struggle with every competing tech company out there, so isn’t it about time
for these other companies to make anti-Apple attack ads, just to try to smear
them? And what better way to do that than to suggest that the iPod Touch
inappropriately touches people? They could have parents talking to police,
telling their kids to show on the doll where the iPod Touch touched them, and
the police get angry looks on their faces, etc. Then we’re all sure to go rush
out and buy the Zune! Right? No? Oh, well…
(This is just a joke! Please don’t sue me too, Big Apple! I love and own and use your products!)